Corrupted Wishing Well

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I'm sure most of you know this game -- make a wish, and have it come true. Problem is, the wishing well is corrupted and as such the fulfillment of the wish goes terribly awry!

To those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the gist:
1. Grant the wish above you, making it go wrong somehow.
2. Make a wish yourself.
3. Lather, rinse, repeat.

For example:

Person 1: I wish for some sushi.

Person 2: Granted, but it seems that the fish has gone rotten, and it's given you food poisoning!
I wish for a puppy.

Person 3: Granted, but it's vicious and it tears up your furniture.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

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I shall start. c:

I wish for a pair of cute little rats. <3

I have no idea what that means.. but Granted. ad everyone starts to ignore you. XD

I wish I could stop staring at this TV Schedule for October 1st

Granted and u look at the shcedule for the next day and it has in big letters. DOCTOR WHO CANCELED.
( dunk means slam it into the basket ball hoop.)
I wish I had a crazy awesome godly third eye.

Granted, but you become an alchoholic and ruin your life.
I wish I was a rainbow pegacorn..

Okay but it develeopes a mind of it's own and takes over the world.
I want to be 20 and be rich faster

Granted but you lose all of your money to the corrupt government.

I wish I had magic like in "Fairytale"

granted but everyone is now afraid of your power so you are locked up
I wish we could start the one piece rp

Granted but it stops due to a lack of rp'ers

I wish we had a "Fairytale" RP!

granted but I join and make it very bloody and more evil
I wish we were all like the ppl in the story I am making for ded's b day.

Granted, but you accidentally leave some members behinds.
I wish that I was a HW wiz.

Uh... Granted but you are exiled for your skills.

I wish I had Skyrim.

Granted but it's an illegal copy and you get arrested

I wish for more diet coke (did I already wish for this?)

granted but the diet coke was really normal coke and you become fat
I wish i could beat this boss in the game I'm playing.

granted but you're killed by the weakest monster afterward

I wish for diet coke no exceptions you stupid wishing well! >:O

Granted, but the well expands and you fall in becoming a slave for to the well
((There you got your diet coke))
I wish I knew some of the people on this site in real life

Granted but you come to my house one day and see unmentionable things (that was so easy XD)

I wish I had a sword like ichigo's

Granted, but your parents take it away cause you go on a rampage.
(Rai, there is nothing perverted that you can show me that will shock me)
I wish... I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted but you just ran out of wishs
I wish for............ POWWA

Granted l, bet POWWA is actually is horrible energy drink, not the power you were looking for.

I wish I knew how to beat this stupid wishing well

Granted, but the wishing well is offended by being called stupid and never grants you another wish.
I wizh that my parents weren't so nosey.

granted but now they're mute and you never hear them call for dinner so you starve
I wish I had never ending chocolate river in my back yard.

Nosey, not noisy Zashers XD

Granted, but the chocolate was poisoned and you died.

I wish that these skittles didn't run out so fast

granted but when you eat one it multiples in your stomach and now your dead.
I wish i could pass english .-.

Granted but you cheat and so you don't learn the language.

I wish my dog could walk himself

granted but your dog realizes he can overpower you and now your little furball owns you and the entire world. laziness kills bro.

I wish this was real XD

granted but this which became real pwns everyone for being over used in all writing. Weren't expecting that huh

I wish I had a noncorrupted wishing well