Mafia Family?

[22:07:28 05/02/12] * Ripple blinks, digging in her bag of wonders. 'Wonder Gum?'
[22:07:29 05/02/12] Wistuffly : Mother of god. He's god!
[22:07:39 05/02/12] @ Ripple : XD
[22:07:54 05/02/12] Pikashock : NOw, I'll move your keyboard with the power of my will alone!
[22:08:04 05/02/12] Wistuffly : I have a laptop.
[22:08:17 05/02/12] RoarinLaughter : with the force!
[22:09:08 05/02/12] @ Ripple : Same here xD
[22:09:10 05/02/12] Pikashock : NO! With my memory card reading controller moving only beat me with controller port 2 PSYCHO MANTIS powers.
[22:09:22 05/02/12] * Ripple gasps
[22:09:35 05/02/12] Wistuffly : I ejected my memory card.
[22:09:45 05/02/12] Pikashock : O_O
[22:09:57 05/02/12] Pikashock : NO! THIS CANNOT BE!?!?
[22:10:27 05/02/12] Wistuffly : I HAVE BESTED YOU PIKA. YOU SHALL FALL TODAY.
[22:11:15 05/02/12] * Ripple plays this music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBTzKpJ9BRg
[22:11:27 05/02/12] Pikashock : NO! I WILL RETURN IN THE FOURTH GAME IN THE SERIES!
[22:11:56 05/02/12] Wistuffly : YOU CAN TRY.
[22:12:21 05/02/12] Wistuffly : NOW, BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THE PROVINCE OF ALBERTA,
[22:12:28 05/02/12] * Pikashock plays this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEgjc7a2Jx0
[22:12:29 05/02/12] Wistuffly : BY FIRE BE PURGED!
[22:12:58 05/02/12] Wistuffly : Cue battle sequence.
[22:13:30 05/02/12] * Pikashock also plays this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVfBJG5_7DY
[22:13:37 05/02/12] Pikashock : Let us begin!
[22:13:54 05/02/12] RoarinLaughter : .
[22:14:04 05/02/12] * RoarinLaughter watches
[22:14:18 05/02/12] Wistuffly : A wild Pika appears! Go, MagicMissle!
[22:14:41 05/02/12] * Pikashock pulls out dual portal guns, and a beam katana.
[22:14:51 05/02/12] @ Ripple : LOL
[22:14:57 05/02/12] * Ripple watches as Wis runs out of mana
[22:15:02 05/02/12] * Ripple fetches a potion
[22:15:19 05/02/12] Wistuffly : I do not need your potions.
[22:15:51 05/02/12] * Pikashock tranquilizes Wistuffly.
[22:16:05 05/02/12] Wistuffly : FFFFFFFF
[22:16:57 05/02/12] Bellacrose : ..
[22:16:57 05/02/12] @ Ripple : Need my potions now? *troll*
[22:17:04 05/02/12] Pikashock : *troll*
[22:17:13 05/02/12] @ Ripple : XD
[22:17:15 05/02/12] Pikashock : I'll take them Ripple!
[22:17:36 05/02/12] * Ripple hurls them at Pika for she has no use of potions
[22:18:06 05/02/12] * RoarinLaughter grabs some midflight
[22:18:16 05/02/12] Wistuffly : Wistuffly used Run Away!
[22:19:05 05/02/12] * Pikashock shoots a portal below you and a portal on the moon
[22:19:12 05/02/12] * Ripple blinks 'Well played, Roarin, well played.
[22:20:24] Wistuffly : Wistuffly brought an spacesuit!
[22:20:33] * RoarinLaughter tries to juggle them, dropping most of them
[22:21:17] * Pikashock closes the portals and leaves Wistuffly stranded on the moon.
[22:21:48] * Ripple comes to the rescue, screw Pika's plan
[22:22:03] * Pikashock never had a plan
[22:22:13] Wistuffly : I knew you would come through Ripple!
[22:22:21] * Pikashock also sends a lunar module to RIpple and Wistuffly.
[22:22:23] * Ripple blinks. 'Ohohoho~'
[22:22:28] Bellacrose : ...
[22:22:33] Bellacrose : Cannot tell if spam...
[22:22:36] Bellacrose : Or conversation...
[22:22:39] @ Ripple : XD
[22:22:41] Wistuffly : Both.
[22:22:47] @ Ripple : more like a mode of entertainment
[22:23:20] Wistuffly : I'm goin' on the PML!'
[22:23:35] @ Ripple : saywut |3
[22:23:39] Pikashock : Both Bella!
[22:23:42] Pikashock : JOIN US!
[22:24:01] Wistuffly : I get Ripple as my teammate.
[22:24:02] @ Ripple : XD
[22:24:05] Wistuffly : I CALL IT.
[22:24:08] @ Ripple : it's amusing~
[22:24:26] Wistuffly : He saved me from the moon man.
[22:24:35] Pikashock : He?
[22:24:38] Pikashock : Uh oh...
[22:24:41] * Ripple gravitates towards Wis. 'Go Team |3'
[22:24:50] Wistuffly : She*
[22:24:55] @ Ripple : I'm a she, dear Wis X3
[22:24:56] Pikashock : Better XD
[22:24:58] Wistuffly : Worst typo ever.
[22:25:09] Pikashock : Wait, team for what?
[22:25:23] Wistuffly : You don't need to know.
[22:25:39] Pikashock : What's OML?
[22:25:44] Pikashock : *PML?
[22:26:13] @ Ripple : Clearly, it's Porpoises Mimicking Llamas
[22:26:45] Pikashock : No, it'a Popsicle Marinating Linguini
[22:27:30] Wistuffly : Purple Martini Looters.
[22:27:32] @ Ripple : Touche.
[22:27:48] Pikashock : Pink Muttin Links
[22:28:15] @ Ripple : Pickled Mime Leeks
[22:28:20] @ Ripple : XD
[22:28:24] RoarinLaughter : nooo, Pink Mutant Lemons!
[22:28:24] Wistuffly : Popping Migrated Loons
[22:30:05] Wistuffly : 30 White horses on a red hile. Always chomping, never eating.
[22:30:26] @ Ripple : Orly?
[22:30:29] Wistuffly : hill *
[22:30:59] @ Ripple : I believe that one over there is a Narwhal in disguise |3
[22:31:29] Wiesel joined the chat on Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:31 pm
[22:31:42] Pikashock : So, siriusly, what's it stand for?
[22:31:42] Wistuffly : Wha - FRANKIE. COSTUME DAY IS ON MONDAY. Jesus man, I tell him every time!
[22:31:45] Pikashock : Hey Wiesel!
[22:31:57] @ Ripple : Wies!~
[22:32:06] RoarinLaughter : Heylo to Wiesel!
[22:32:08] * Ripple tsks
[22:32:19] Wistuffly : Person i hardly know who has the screen name Weisel!
[22:32:29] @ Ripple : Lol Wis
[22:32:33] RoarinLaughter : TEEETH!
[22:32:42] Pikashock : At this point, we're all basically family.
[22:32:43] Wistuffly : Ding Ding!
[22:32:47] @ Ripple : lolwut Roarin xD
[22:32:54] RoarinLaughter : wooh! i get gum!
[22:32:57] @ Ripple : Pretty Much XD
[22:33:01] @ Ripple : Wait a second..
[22:33:06] @ Ripple : does that make Jay the mother? XD
[22:33:06] Pikashock : NO. NO GUM FOR U!
[22:33:06] Wistuffly : I'm out of gum.
[22:33:17] Wistuffly : I call Uncle.
[22:33:20] Pikashock : What Ripple?
[22:33:32] * Ripple hands Wis a phone
[22:33:53] * RoarinLaughter waits for Wis to dial
[22:33:57] Wistuffly : Doo Doo Doo Doo! You recived a phone!
[22:33:58] @ Ripple : If we were all a family... Would that make Jay the mother xD
[22:34:28] Wistuffly : What are all these strange symbols and lights.
[22:35:02] Pikashock : And you the...
[22:35:07] Pikashock : OH GOD RIPPLE.
[22:35:22] Wistuffly : I get dibs on uncle.
[22:35:26] @ Ripple : I'm not the father thank you very much xD
[22:35:39] @ Ripple : Jay can be a single mother with like 20 kids XDD
[22:35:41] Pikashock : OKK THANK GOD.
[22:35:55] Wistuffly : 20?
[22:35:56] @ Ripple : I'll be the aunty |3
[22:36:21] @ Ripple : weeelll.. let me count how many childre
[22:36:21] Wistuffly : I'm not being uncle no more. By christmas, I'll be broke.
[22:36:36] RoarinLaughter : im the 2nd cousin thrice removed
[22:37:34] Pikashock : I'm my own grandpa!
[22:37:37] Bellacrose has been disconnected on Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:37 pm (session timeout)
[22:37:37] @ Ripple : LOL
[22:37:55] @ Ripple : i counted. there are exactly 15 if you don't count me and Wis because we're aunt and uncle XD
[22:37:58] Bellacrose joined the chat on Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:37 pm
[22:38:04] @ Ripple : LOL
[22:38:11] @ Ripple : Bell~
[22:38:15] Wistuffly : Dammet, Now I'm stuck as uncle.
[22:38:19] Pikashock : HEY BELLA XD
[22:38:33] @ Ripple : we're having a discussion on what the family would be like if we were all related xD
[22:38:42] Bellacrose : ... xD
[22:38:45] @ Ripple : Lolol Wis
[22:38:45] Bellacrose : Who would I be...?
[22:38:54] Pikashock : It would be based on join date probably.
[22:38:54] @ Ripple : at least i subtracted 5
[22:39:10] @ Ripple : Either an Aunt or a kid? xD
[22:39:12] Pikashock : Desert's at the top though.
[22:39:13] @ Ripple : Jay's the mother
[22:39:31] @ Ripple : I'm aunty Ripple >X3
[22:39:33] Wistuffly : I called dibs on uncle.
[22:39:46] @ Ripple : Jay is a single mother of somewhere around 15
[22:40:20] @ Ripple : Rai is the creepy can be the creepy uncle XD
[22:40:34] @ Ripple : fail
[22:40:40] Wistuffly : Rai can take Uncle,
[22:40:40] @ Ripple : backspace is hating me
[22:41:25] Wistuffly : If we're going by join date I'm like a newborn.
[22:41:34] @ Ripple : XD
[22:41:45] @ Ripple : Yeah and i'm like... an old woman xDD
[22:41:58] Bellacrose : Lul
[22:42:02] Bellacrose : I'm the updater
[22:42:07] Wistuffly : You can be the granny. Or step mother.
[22:42:10] Bellacrose : The mysterious mafia family member in the shadows.. Bc
[22:42:23] @ Ripple : xD
[22:42:46] Wistuffly : That's how we support 15 kids.
[22:42:52] @ Ripple : No Bell, you're the hipster cousin
[22:42:58] @ Ripple : LOLOL
[22:43:17] Wistuffly : Hipster cousins don't make the bacon, Ripple.
[22:43:20] Pikashock : .
[22:43:36] Wistuffly : Mafia Gang leaders make the bacon.
[22:44:12] Wistuffly : Wiki told me that.
[22:44:26] Pikashock : XDD
[22:45:09] Bellacrose : Silence 8C
[22:45:12] Bellacrose : I am the mafia member
[22:45:12] @ Ripple : Hipster Mafia member? xD
[22:45:16] Bellacrose : for my life is a mystery
[22:45:21] * Ripple buys Bell some bacon and a pan
[22:45:25] Bellacrose : If I was a hipster then I'd be too cool for the mafia to care D8
[22:45:31] @ Ripple : Now bake >X3
[22:45:38] * Bellacrose hits Ripple with the pan. "You've just been.. Whacked.. 8C"
[22:45:46] Bellacrose : .... You don't bake bacon.. xD
[22:45:53] * RoarinLaughter gives Bell a bonfire
[22:45:57] Wistuffly : Why is it called BAKE-on then?
[22:46:09] * Ripple blinks. 'You can't hurt your excessively odd aunty!'
[22:46:09] RoarinLaughter : lol
[22:46:22] @ Ripple : close enough xD
[22:46:25] @ Ripple : fry then xD
[22:46:30] Wiesel has been disconnected on Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:46 pm (session timeout)
[22:46:42] Bellacrose : Beacuse it is usually the back of the meat
[22:46:50] Bellacrose : back meat... back.. bacon
[22:47:01] Wistuffly : I've been making bacon wrong then.
[22:47:10] Bellacrose : 8c
[22:47:11] @ Ripple : too logical to be in the mafia XD
[22:47:14] Wistuffly : Maybe that's why I went through so manys toves.
[22:47:15] Bellacrose : You fools. You've doomed us all
[22:47:18] @ Ripple : LOL
[22:47:21] Wistuffly : stoves*
[22:47:34] Bellacrose : Mafia is always logical. That is why you shall be taken care of Ripple... Indeed.
[22:47:41] Wistuffly : YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO, DIDN'T YOU!
[22:47:44] Pikashock : YOU KILLED THE BACON!!!
[22:47:53] * Ripple takes Bell's money and buys bacon. So much bacon.
[22:48:16] Wistuffly : I don't know Ripple, That could be Mafia drug money.
[22:48:32] * Ripple then throws the bacon in the air and runs in circle screaming 'OOLOLOOLOOOLOL'
[22:48:50] Pikashock : The mafia or police could come after our family!
[22:48:51] @ Ripple : Ah well
[22:48:56] Wistuffly : * Wistuffly calls the police
[22:48:57] @ Ripple : who needs drugs these days XD
[22:49:20] Wistuffly : Everyone knows the police work for the Mafia.
[22:49:24] @ Ripple : you can grow your own /shot
[22:49:36] * RoarinLaughter tries to catch all the falling bacon
[22:49:43] @ Ripple : the mafia IS our family Pika
[22:49:50] @ Ripple : we have a mafia family XD
[22:49:58] Wistuffly : Newborn Mafia.
[22:50:02] * Ripple is saving this conversation
[22:50:13] Wistuffly : Born into the Mafia Legacy.
[22:50:46] Wistuffly : I never asked for this.
[22:52:32] @ Ripple : Too bad |3
[22:52:40] @ Ripple : it's more fun xD
[22:52:43] Wistuffly : Who knew what whimsical and hilarious adventure would ensue when I found the chat Log In button.
[22:52:46] Pikashock : So what does that make me?
[22:52:51] @ Ripple : Hmm
[22:53:10] @ Ripple : congratulations on finding that button Wis XD
[22:53:27] Pikashock : Well, good news: I'M NOT TEH FATHER!!!
[22:53:39] Wistuffly : ...
[22:53:41] @ Ripple : you're the cousin who bursts in at odd times and watches over the Mafia xD
[22:53:48] @ Ripple : thats what you can be |3
[22:54:23] Wistuffly : I'm a Mafia Baby. Deal with it.
[22:54:33] Pikashock : I feel so special...why can't I cook the bacon?
[22:54:50] Wistuffly : You're not special enough.
[22:55:03] Bellacrose : .
[22:55:20] Wistuffly : The force is not strong enough in this one.
[22:55:31] * Ripple hands Pika the bacon 'Good Luck. Oh and by the way, I used all of our life savings for this bacon *troll*
[22:56:20] Pikashock : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[22:56:39] Wistuffly : I know, Sell the bacon!
[22:56:40] * Ripple watches as Pika prepares to explode
[22:57:16] * Pikashock is about to explode!
[22:57:21] Pikashock : KA-
[22:57:32] * Pikashock stops *troll*
[22:57:51] * Ripple applauds
[22:58:58] Wistuffly : * Wistuffly grows a beard
[23:00:24] * Ripple applauds again
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[23:09:12] * Dediles makes bacon for mafia
[23:10:07] Wistuffly : What would Ded be in the Mafia family?
[23:10:16] * Ripple approves of Ded's actions
[23:10:35] Dediles : if it would be a modern mofia, most likely i would be the hacking guy
[23:10:53] @ Ripple : He can be.... the member who sells and plays video games on a street corner at a shady price
[23:10:57] Bellacrose : Hacking?
[23:10:59] @ Ripple : XD
[23:11:02] Bellacrose : Pshh
[23:11:03] * Pikashock sells the bacon in a shady store.
[23:11:04] Bellacrose : we're old school
[23:11:05] Dediles : i love being a technowiz
[23:11:08] Bellacrose : cutting breaks and whacking people
[23:11:19] @ Ripple : xD
[23:11:21] Bellacrose : Selling poisonous cakes 8D
[23:11:28] Wistuffly : I call making the nooses.
[23:11:45] * Ripple helps Wis make the rope |3
[23:11:46] Dediles : um... radio operator?
[23:11:52] Wistuffly : Cake should never be wasted like that. It is a precious resource.
[23:11:54] * Ripple invests in poison for cakes XD
[23:12:04] @ Ripple : it's also a lie
[23:12:06] @ Ripple : /shot
[23:12:17] * Wistuffly creates an act against the wasting of cakes
[23:12:44] * Pikashock IS A BANANA!
[23:13:26] * Dediles eats banana while smoking something non nicotine
[23:13:28] Bellacrose : xD
[23:13:51] Bellacrose : ... 8c
[23:14:01] * Dediles smokes incence
[23:14:13] Wistuffly : I'm glad that this is the kind of conversations we have.
[23:14:37] Dediles : OOOOOOOHHHHHHH
[23:14:45] Dediles : i'm the demo guy
[23:14:55] Dediles : i have explosives!
[23:14:56] @ Ripple : XD
[23:15:34] Wistuffly : I call the driver and official noose maker. Also, Head of stop sign repair.
[23:15:53] @ Ripple : XD
[23:15:56] Dediles : i also call chef
[23:16:09] Dediles : i make a mean omlete
[23:16:10] Wistuffly : I call doorman.
[23:16:12] * Ripple calls the one who wears the fedora. Owait thats all of us /shot
[23:16:20] Dediles : or so people keep telling me
[23:16:33] * Ripple is head fedora maker extraordinaire xD
[23:16:33] * Wistuffly peeks around corner, Holding gun
[23:16:44] @ Ripple : explosive gum?
[23:16:48] @ Ripple : XD
[23:17:19] Wistuffly : I've got cakes made of gum.
[23:17:27] * Dediles has a small stick of dynamite in his fedora like a feather
[23:17:38] Bellacrose : ...
[23:17:41] Bellacrose : I call making the calls...
[23:17:56] * Bellacrose dials a phone number. "We're watching you..." Hangs up. 8I
[23:18:11] Wistuffly : Are we making prank calls now?
[23:18:20] Wistuffly : This is waht our Mafia has turned into?
[23:18:26] * Dediles trows TNT in bacon pile
[23:18:33] Dediles : "diner time!"
[23:18:50] @ Ripple : XD
[23:18:51] * Wistuffly cries, "NOOOO!" And leaps onto the Deeno Mitay.
[23:18:58] Dediles : wait, why the heck did i use quotes?
[23:19:36] @ Ripple : because, ded, the chimpanzees told you too
[23:19:39] * Wistuffly says, " Because quotes are our official Mafia symbol.
[23:19:40] * Ripple glances over her shoulder
[23:19:50] @ Ripple : 'SHH they're on to us!'
[23:20:09] * Dediles has a granade luancher because he is demo guy chef
[23:20:11] Wistuffly : ' What should we do? '
[23:20:37] Bellacrose : Wist
[23:20:39] * Ripple notes that Ded's launcher also shoots omeletes.
[23:20:45] Wistuffly : Mhm?
[23:20:54] Bellacrose : I can make or break your allowance into the Mafia.. Don't doubt me.. BI
[23:20:58] * Dediles rigs canadian bacon mafia HQ to blow
[23:21:01] @ Ripple : 'We must give them Bananas |3 Explosive bananas'
[23:21:01] * Bellacrose sinks into the shadows.
[23:21:41] * Pikashock pulls out le handy rocket launcher.
[23:21:52] * Wistuffly Wistuffly watches as Bella goes into the shadows. Wistuffly uses flash light on shadows.
[23:22:11] * Wistuffly Didn't say Wistuffly twice.
[23:22:37] * Dediles explodes canidian bacon HQ, besides, its just fancy ham
[23:22:39] Bellacrose : ....
[23:22:40] @ Ripple : Aah shoot
[23:22:42] @ Ripple : gotta go
[23:22:50] * Bellacrose has impenetrable shadowy darkness.
[23:22:53] @ Ripple : Good bye my lovely mafia family xD
[23:22:53] Bellacrose : Nuuu D:
[23:22:58] Bellacrose : Bye Ripple
[23:23:00] Pikashock : Bye Ripple!!!!!
[23:23:00] @ Ripple : Nighty night~
[23:23:00] Bellacrose : WAIT
[23:23:00] Bellacrose : WAIT
[23:23:00] Wistuffly : Bye Ripple.
[23:23:05] Bellacrose : Jonny Koopa
[23:23:05] @ Ripple : YES.
[23:23:07] Pikashock : whaaaaaa?
[23:23:07] Dediles : whoops, forgot mafia in that sentence, sorry canida!
[23:23:10] @ Ripple : XDD
[23:23:12] Dediles : bye
[23:23:12] Pikashock : XDD
[23:23:14] Bellacrose : xD
[23:23:18] @ Ripple : this is our mafia symbol
[23:23:20] @ Ripple : our flag
[23:23:20] RoarinLaughter joined the chat on Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:23 pm
[23:23:24] Wistuffly : Who's Johnny Koopa?
[23:23:26] Pikashock : Bye Ripple!
[23:23:27] @ Ripple : has Jonny Koopa on it
[23:23:30] Dediles : hey rl!
[23:23:36] Pikashock : Hey Roarin!
[23:23:38] RoarinLaughter : heylo everyone!
[23:23:42] * Dediles passes complamentery