Three word story!

First topic message reminder :

The name of the game is Three Word Story!

The point of the game? Create a whimsical story only using three words per turn! Eventually someone (probably myself) will sum it up in a story after a few pages with "that's the end." But every post must only have three words. It can be as random as you want, nothing too violent though please. c: It's meant to be goofy!

Starting:

A tale began

Lazlo the Rhino

Who loved to

Sip whimsical tea

Under the sun

with his friend

dangles the aligator

who scales were

Rainbow had teeth

of solid cheese

Which mice found

Rather disgusting because

they like cookies

with extra sugar

and chocolate chips

but without nuts

especially no nuts

it makes them

nutty beyond belief

and blind, too.

very very blind

so blind that

they develop a

serious derp syndrome

And talk strange

Then hippos come